Who are you?

Dear Anonymous:

Who are you? Wait... maybe I don't want to know. This leaves me to fantasize that Anderson Cooper has secretly found my blog and is stalking me... and is not gay. Or maybe George Stromboloupoulous... hmmm.. I guess I have a thing for newscasters. Even Peter Mansbridge.. who let's face it, is ten times as sexy as Lloyd Robertson. Yeah. That's right, I'd be with Peter.. but only if he used his newscaster voice to give a play by play of what was going on in the bedroom.

On that note, I managed to offend both little old ladies, small children and Potterheads with my team t-shirt (pictured above) that I wore to the Harry Potter film. Yep... that's right.. it does say, "Harry Potter died for your sins." Sadly, I'm pretty sure my brother and I also ruined it for JR, his gf. The entire movie she had to deal with us saying things like, "When does he get naked?", "Does he get naked now?", "What about now?" and "Is this when he blinds horses?", "Where are the horses?", "I was promised horses." and of course the infamous Family Montage Dancing in the seats. She dealt with it well and I don't even think I was shot the gypsy eye...

Ooo.. maybe it was Daniel Radcliffe who found my site.... and he is 18 now... and I think he would be good at reading the news...