Thursday, March 29, 2007

I Believe I Can Fly

Oh... R. Kelly how you have let me down again. Despite your uplifting song, in fact it is not true that I can do anything I set my mind to. Things I have discovered I should not do in the past two weeks:

1) Cut my own bangs with kitchen scissors.

2) Apply smoky eye make-up whilst pre-drinking.

3) Drink out of non-sippy cups.

Hmmmmm...It's all making sense now. Reason #265 why E doesn't pick-up when she goes out drinking. (See above).

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